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Oh, the great and fabulous Britney Spears, You vanished from the earth but now you're back. We think you were gone due to lots of crack. When we hear you sing there are many tears. Perhaps you should look at other careers For talent in music you surely lack. A suggestion would be serving Big Macs but your singing is our greatest of fears. However your actions are pure and great. You shimmer and glow in angelic light. How could one question your morals sublime? Everyone knows being bald gets you dates And being scantily clad is polite. Oh indeed, we are the masters of rhyme.

By Kacie Walker, Kevin Grainger, and Cara Lewis